See, I'm Like... Short Round, and she's like... Shia LaBeouf.
See, I'm Like... Cinnamon toast crunch, and she's like... Oatneal. Plain oatmeal. No dinosaur marshmallows or nothin'.
See, I'm Like... Tripp Pants, and she's like... Leather plaid bell-bottoms.
See, I'm Like... Dixon, and she's like... Ian.
See, I'm Like... Green Lantern, and she's like... Aquaman.
See, I'm Like... Clever Dan, and she's like... Not...clever...uh...dan...yeaaah....
See, i'm Like... Jesus, and she's like... R. Wayne Modena, Agent CLU, State Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Company, Home Office; Bloomington Illinois. Suck it.
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